Alternative Porno Titles
This brainchild was born as I was perusing my local movie rental outlet. I noticed a startling correlation between popular new mainstream releases and recently released adult titles. Below I investigate this strange phenomenon further.
Hollywood Release | Adult Release
Forrest Gump | Forrest Hump
Apollo 13 | Swallow 13
(Note: These first two titles were not enough to prove a significant correlation. I had to check more to eliminate a possible "Tom Hanks correlation". )
Leave It To Beaver | Leave It IN The Beaver
Mission: Impossible | Missionary Position : Impossible
Jingle All The Way | Jiggle All The Way
Mr. Holland's Opus | Ms. Holly's Orifice
As Good As It Gets | As Hard As It Gets
Deep Impact | Deep Impact
I believe my hypothesis has been proven: the adult industry is marketing their films by leeching publicity off of legitimate movie fare. This treatment is not limited to new releases, however.